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The Ollandic Today

December 2009

Keeping you and Olland Together

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In light of the creation of Head of Military Lord Gen. Rowley High Comm. Of the Ollandic Military there is actually no physical military although there is room in the constitution for a military, currently the leader is symbolic and if Olland does go to war then National budgets will go to stopping invaders. Please note that Olland does not wish to create an army or go to war with anyone.
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Radical Reform?

In September the Assembly made a decision that would cause Olland to completely reform its ways.
As the Assembly closed down and since the High Ollandic Council rose from the ashes Olland has been caught in the wind of change and is now sailing in the right direction to state-hood. The King has proclaimed that the reform should make democracy easier to achieve in this 3rd Dynasty. As Olland was reformed from the inactive nation of Oldanus to the active nation of Olland and
the Kingdom’s. With the election approaching all historical mistakes are coming to light.

Reforms to the Ollandic language

The Ollandic language will go under some reforms, reducing the amount of extended letters, eg ê would be changed to e. Also Ô would be changed to O. Both forms would be acceptable. And ï would change to i or ii. It would be more like welsh, Cornish and English than French/ Italian. Y Ollandique langué ŵa gör’n ûnt’r sän’ŕ šongé, y langué sa šongé ps y langué fo beghommen mor Cimrîssen a’a Kernefekhen. Álsor y’Ollaegh es qfît easi tuy’ leiun.
Er ekhsampl.
Crousi y’h Olland, ie namó ca es Ekhsäbl’r. Ie liffé danþ Y Olland.
Crousé,
Y Ekhsampl.

Important thing to know:
It is compulsory to know at least 5 words in Ollandic. A Dictionnary can be requested from the Royal Office by emailing oldanus@gmail.com

WANTED:
Internet Superviser for Kingdom, job will include:
Improving the MicroWiki Page,
Creating a website,
And other things as well!
Apply to the Ollandic Internet and Technological Institute at
oldanus@gmail.com

The Ollandic Today

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Olland Scientific– by Chris Waters

Today for the first time particle physicists operating at the Large Hadron Collider site just outside of Geneva have smashed together to proton beams this has been accomplished impressively despite mishaps in the last two months one particle physicist working on the site Dr Hulgar Nielson put the problems down to several helium leaks and he claimed the universe was coming from the future to sabotage the machine to prevent the Higgs boson particle from being created let’s hope his science is better than his claims however despite the technological problems and Dr Nielson’s crazy predictions they have pulled it off and this lays down new grounds and experience so as the particle physicists at the site can have more optimism towards their goal of creating the Higgs boson particle.

COMPETITION:
Send in your suggestions for a flag/ coat of arms for Olland and the winner will be chosen by the King.

Danþ Ollansaeg
Ymböt’nt þyng ta neu: Y langué o Ollanseakh es noss combolsöri ta lern pa y’r es combulsöri ta lern a’i lësst ffos wöt’n o ffrus. Fyr ao Dycsionaer sys’l kontákt’n li Ollansaeg Ruill Ofyss b’i Y’Emael a’ oldanus@gmail.com.

WANTEÞ:
Ao teknolojicaal sup’rfiser fyr Y Brenynda o Ollandaeg, Job wyl ynkluud:
Manajhyng y MykroWyki page
Krëassin ao fessŷt fyr y Ollandaeg.
Apbli @ Y Ollandaeg Ynstitux fyr Teknolojicaalistixa. O Oldanus@gmail.com

Snowfall across the British Isles affects Olland

Snowfall across the British Isles affects Olland so much that all government organizations are closed until further notice. The King has announced that the official Christmas Holiday is upon us and the Government will have further meetings to stabilize the country.
“We will have further meetings to finalise the nations policies and laws. Until then, Merry Christmas!”
Y snofol akhross y Unydys Brenynda afektss Ollansaeg sa musch ta all's guf’nm’nt öganeisasiöns es kloþ’t untyl ferð’r nótïs. Y Brenyn ha’as annuiãnsé ta y offyssï’el Nassoligh Halodî’s es opon uus a y’gofonm’nt ŵyl ha ffert’r më’essyngs ta stabylîss’e y guntrÿ.
“Fë ŵyl ha ffert’r më’essyngs ta finálïs’r y nássïön’ns pbolyssë’s a lös, Ançyl da, Nassoligh Llãw’n!

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